Pookiehead: So Marcus, you're the fluffy animal of the moment, after all, this interview's geared to answer questions about you, in the interest of your site's regular visitors...

Marcus: I have no regular visitors.

Pookiehead: Geez, and you wonder why? Can't you be a bit more enthus.... what's that you say? This is a live interview, huh? Well, we'll just have to edit that bit out the-

Marcus: Excuse me?

Pookiehead: Anyway...... tell me about yourself..

Marcus: Aren't you supposed to ask me something a bit more specific?

Pookiehead: Fine... when were you born?

Marcus: September 10th, 1985.

Pookiehead: Ayyyee! Isn't that when Osama bombed America?

Marcus: That's the 11th.

Pookiehead: Nahhh! I'm a reportress, I know them things better than you!

Marcus: Reporter.

Pookiehead: Yes?

Marcus: I was correcting you.

Pookiehead: Was there a need for that?

Marcus: You were wrong, so I was correcting you.

Pookiehead: How was I wrong?

Marcus: Can we get back to the interview, please?

Pookiehead: Maybe we should. Are you literate?

Marcus: No, I've been in school for just about 5 years, and next year's A'Level examination is based on carpentry.

Pookiehead: So how yuh does get by when you're driving?

Marcus: Pookiehead is your given name, isn't it.

Pookiehead: Where you going after this?

Marcus: Far away from you?
*begins to leave his chair*

Pookiehead: Nooo! Stayyyy! You haven't even started talking about your Bunny as yet!

*sits back down*
Marcus: What about her?

Pookiehead: She's so cute... is she single??

*gets up and starts to walk towards the door*
Marcus: I don't have time for this...

Pookiehead: But Iiiiii am! Don't you think she'd be good for me?

*glares at her*
Marcus: I honestly don't think so!
*suspiciously waves a picture of Trix yogurt in front of her*

Pookiehead: Gimme Gimme! Oh....damnnnn!...

*drops his jaw in horror*
Marcus: It's you!! Too stupid to even conduct an inter-...

*peels off a rubber mask and starts screaming threats at him*
Pookiehead: Give me the Trix!!!

*hits the Trix Rabbit on the head with the metallic picture frame*

*in runs Bunny, and the two escape, making their way hand-in-hand to the Bunny hole*

*The TriX Rabbit regains consciousness moments later*
TriX Rabbit: I'll get you, Bunny, even if I must clone myself a thousand more times to stalk you!
*Laughs maniacally*
TriX Rabbit: Mwahahahahahaha....uulllkkkkk!
*The TriX rabbit's been hit by a large boot*

Bunny: Maybe not... Join me Sheepy!
*MuhahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!*